🌸N A N I🌸

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

alpha-blu:

satanicblowjobs:

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

shrimp-bird:

Yee

and dare I say it,

Haw

waterlogged-pineapple:

never forget Sarah Paulson quitting her job after 20 minutes because she couldn’t spell parmesan

dragon-in-a-fez:

adonis-xx:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

I swiped my credit card on this vending machine and it said “no sale” and just spat out a dollar bill at me??

reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion

I don’t believe this. This machine looks far too archaic to have a Card Reader. You all are being sold lies.

why does everyone on this site think they’re the fucking mythbusters

westtlee:

Me: “I don’t need sex”

My hormones: “first of all .. you’re horny asf, stop lying”

flabbergasties:

No matter what happens:

Key West elected Teri Johnston, Florida’s first openly lesbian mayor

New York elected Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the youngest woman ever elected to Congress alongside Abby Finkenauer, elected in Iowa and one of the first Iowan women ever elected to the House

Colorado elected Jared Polis, the first openly gay man elected governor in the US

Minnesota elected Ilhan Omar, the first Muslim woman (alongside Rashida Tlaib), the first refugee, and the first Somali-American woman elected to Congress

Massachusetts elected Ayanna Pressley, the first black woman elected to Congress in Massachusetts

Kansas elected Sharice Davids, an openly gay ex-MMA fighter and one of the first Native American women (alongside Deb Haaland) elected to Congress

Michigan elected Rashida Tlaib, the first Palestinian-American (and first Muslim woman, alongside Ilhan Omar) elected to Congress

Kentucky elected Nima Kulkarni, the first Indian-American elected to Kentucky House of Representatives

New Mexico elected Deb Haaland, one of the first Native American women (alongside Sharice Davids) elected to Congress

New Hampshire elected Chris Pappas, the first openly gay member of Congress from New Hampshire

Florida elected Anna Eskamani, the first Iranian-American state lawmaker in Florida

Texas elected Veronica Escobar and Sylvia Garcia, the first Texas Latinas in Congress

Colorado elected Joe Neguse, the first black Coloradan in Congress

New York elected Letitia “Tish” James, the first black woman elected New York State Attorney General

Connecticut elected Jahana Hayes, the first black, Connecticut woman in Congress

Minnesota elected Angie Craig, the first lesbian mother in Congress

Guam elected Lou Leon Guerrero, the first female governor of Guam

And a record number of women will be elected to the House.

Representation matters. Diversity matters. This is progress. 

bogleech:

lil-mizz-jaye:

the-strongest-in-gensokyo:

akihibro:

I’m gonna get a dakimakura of a dakimakura

P-Pillow-Kun, I…

fir the first time in his life he is loved for who he is and not who else is printed on him and I think that’s beautiful